Monday, March 10, 2008

I was trying to conc on SM when a fren showed me what he did :

This is the Mas Selamat Antheme Yo!

Hey my beloved citizens,
escaping was a piece of cake
Why'd Michael Scofield had to try thrice on Prison Break
Come on lemme tell you why
Cuz Mr. Scofield is a fucking white American guy
And like all white guys, he deserves to die
American trash pollutes our mind
and leaves the brains of our kids bleeding dry
MTV is full of 50 cent, Nickelback and Latoya
I don't even let my son watch Suria
He spends his time reading or making ketupats
when he grow up maybe he can go jihad
with 10 pounds of C4 strapped to his bum
and blow you infidels to kingdom come
A little introduction about myself
Mas Selamat Kastari is the name
you might've never heard of me until my recent rise to fame
My favourite place to be is the mosque
where I can murmur prayers all day long
I live in a land founded by Sang Nila Utama
and sang for 6 years the 'Majulah Singapura'
Cause I was a dimwit as you can see
All I managed to do was make it to PSLE
Thing is,I don't wanna die in society
and spend my whole life making Mcdonald deliveries
so that's when Jemaah Islamiyah called me 'son'and shipped me down to Afghanistan
a country loaded with oil and gunsto start my studies with the Taliban
JI gave a whole new perspective
that even though I'm only a stupid fag
I can still make a big impact
Now you see my face everywhere
Plastered on buses and trains here and there
Oh! And even sent out via MMS
ever since I slipped away from Whitley
while I was on my way to pee
It must have been the will of God
SAF plus SPF and I'm still not caught
They can't scare me with their big wicked teams
day and night, rain or shine, still I limp
closer and closer to my objective
to get to Indonesia in one piece
note: factual information was taken from wikipedia.org
Manifesto
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haha...

interesting..


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